If a guy doesn't like anime...

That's a dealbreaker.

Other dealbreakers/must-haves:

• Guys who aren't old-school gentlemen are an absolute turn-off.
• I mean, open my door for me. Not necessarily every time, but at least half the time.
• I don't need the affection I'm happy to lavish upon my boyfriend to be returned in the same amount. I do need it to be accepted willingly.
• He needs to be patient and slow to anger. I've got a temper and I have a very delicate emotional balance, so I need someone who can handle my emotional outbursts with grace, and not be angry at what I might say. I never say anything I don't mean, but my thoughts aren't always pleasant.
• I need to feel appreciated. I don't need grand, sweeping gestures to feel that way. It's little things that make me happiest.
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To Hollis.

Sassy gay friends!

I have what my friend and I are now calling a Straight Girl Crush.

I'm a total fruit fly, god, I love gay men. A week ago, I met a completely fabulous gay man, and I have a massive SGC as of tonight. We were bonding over his recent breakup [WTF to all of that], and I was thinking OMG OMG OMG the whole time, for various reasons.

inb4 the turn-gay-boy-straight fantasy, I do NOT want to turn one of my gay boys straight. I love them gay for that reason. I can't have boy talk with a straight guy, and I can't get a 100% honest opinion from a girl.

So anyway.
My first gay friend came out to me a couple years after I met him, and when we were both back in our hometown for winter break, we watched Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys together and talked about boys for hours.
I can't do that with my girlfriends without feeling bad, like... When good things with boys happen, I feel bad telling my single girlfriends, but not my single gay boys?

Oh my gosh, what is wrong with me? None of this makes any sense whatsoever.... I feel like it should be three in the morning, but it obviously is not.
That is what I would look like if I could get my ass off of the couch.
But that's a whole lot of effort. It is most certainly not happening anytime soon.

Marlee Matlin is on The Roast of Donald Trump, I NEED to watch this.

So, this is a summation of my feelings right now.I'm not going to bother drawing hands, flailing as I try to sign as fast as they're speaking.