Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Sassy gay friends!
I have what my friend and I are now calling a Straight Girl Crush.
I'm a total fruit fly, god, I love gay men. A week ago, I met a completely fabulous gay man, and I have a massive SGC as of tonight. We were bonding over his recent breakup [WTF to all of that], and I was thinking OMG OMG OMG the whole time, for various reasons.
inb4 the turn-gay-boy-straight fantasy, I do NOT want to turn one of my gay boys straight. I love them gay for that reason. I can't have boy talk with a straight guy, and I can't get a 100% honest opinion from a girl.
So anyway.
My first gay friend came out to me a couple years after I met him, and when we were both back in our hometown for winter break, we watched Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys together and talked about boys for hours.
I can't do that with my girlfriends without feeling bad, like... When good things with boys happen, I feel bad telling my single girlfriends, but not my single gay boys?
Oh my gosh, what is wrong with me? None of this makes any sense whatsoever.... I feel like it should be three in the morning, but it obviously is not.
That is what I would look like if I could get my ass off of the couch.
But that's a whole lot of effort. It is most certainly not happening anytime soon.
Marlee Matlin is on The Roast of Donald Trump, I NEED to watch this.
So, this is a summation of my feelings right now.
I'm not going to bother drawing hands, flailing as I try to sign as fast as they're speaking.
I'm a total fruit fly, god, I love gay men. A week ago, I met a completely fabulous gay man, and I have a massive SGC as of tonight. We were bonding over his recent breakup [WTF to all of that], and I was thinking OMG OMG OMG the whole time, for various reasons.
inb4 the turn-gay-boy-straight fantasy, I do NOT want to turn one of my gay boys straight. I love them gay for that reason. I can't have boy talk with a straight guy, and I can't get a 100% honest opinion from a girl.
So anyway.
My first gay friend came out to me a couple years after I met him, and when we were both back in our hometown for winter break, we watched Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys together and talked about boys for hours.
I can't do that with my girlfriends without feeling bad, like... When good things with boys happen, I feel bad telling my single girlfriends, but not my single gay boys?
Oh my gosh, what is wrong with me? None of this makes any sense whatsoever.... I feel like it should be three in the morning, but it obviously is not.
That is what I would look like if I could get my ass off of the couch.But that's a whole lot of effort. It is most certainly not happening anytime soon.
Marlee Matlin is on The Roast of Donald Trump, I NEED to watch this.
So, this is a summation of my feelings right now.
I'm not going to bother drawing hands, flailing as I try to sign as fast as they're speaking.
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